I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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