Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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