She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
50% drunk capacity currently
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My dick has a subreddit
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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