Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I deserve this hangover.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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