I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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