I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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