you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
