So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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