i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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