Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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