We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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