there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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