she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i drank out of a bidet.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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