I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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