Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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