well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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