about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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