We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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