Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
