Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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