summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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