A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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