This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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