Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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