I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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