how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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