my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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