Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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