Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
