out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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