I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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