I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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