i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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