What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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