No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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