On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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