it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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