Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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