i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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