You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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