i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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