I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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