I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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