worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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