just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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