Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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