does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
