Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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