belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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