Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
She said her name was "party"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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