the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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