When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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