yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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